La vida como un programa en Python.

import time
if life.endswith(death):
    while alive:
        party()
        time.sleep(12*60*60)
    die()
else:
    import random
    religions = [christianity, islam, buddhism, hinduism]
    myReligion = random.choice(religions)
    for day in allDays:
        if day != sunday:
            be_humble()
        else:
            repent_sins(myReligion)
    #no more days, end of time is here
    go_to_heaven(myReligion)